Spyder 3 Pro is a lazer that can burn your arms off - Just $300
Built with the blue-laser diode from a dismantled Casio projector, this $300 epic laser dubbed the Spyder III Pro Arctic is the world’s most powerful portable laser, which you can buy in 5 min. This little guy can permanently blind you (if it doesn’t fry your eyeballs) and set your skin on fire almost instantly (along with anything else you have lying around the office). When you buy one, you’ll get a free set of safety glasses, but you won’t get any extra body parts for the ones you fry off. Have fun kids.
Buy a Spyder III - today for your kids or pets (sarcasm)