Do It Yourself iPad Paper Craft
If the wait for the iPad is just too much to bare then why not make yourself a papercraft to help pass the time? Think of it as a place holder until you get your hands on the real deal.
Being at near identical dimensions as the device itself, fool your friends by taking a photos of it and posting them on facebook or twitter. You'll be the most popular kid in your yard!
Print out your cutouts HERE (front) and HERE (rear)
MacRumors gives the following directions:
Each cutout can fit on standard A4 (8.3 x 11.7 inches) paper, but your printer has to be capable of borderless printing to achieve close to actual iPad dimensions. The real iPad dimensions are 9.56 inches x 7.47 inches x 0.5 inches. They've even included a cutout of the A4 processor you can include for "improved performance".