The Gaming Station From Hell
This is a wall unit in your bedroom that holds your big screen TV, right? - Well, did you know that your room mate has built a secret layer inside your TV case (which is the size of a kiddy pool) to hold his gaming gear? He could be in there right now playing some sort of FPS while guzzling mountain dew and stepping out the odd moment to wipe his Cheeto fingers on your bed sheets!
If that story isn’t true, and your TV unit is fine, it could maybe be some poor husband who enjoys a good game session with some old college pals, and has now been forced out of the (soon to be) baby’s room, and stuffed in the wardrobe. Either way, its so sad… (but oddly cool right?)