this Google is made from 100% Virgin pulp
We all know Google has nothing to do with virgins (chukkle). It's made from stuff like angel tears and the stuff they don't put in the Chicken McNuggets. On the other hand, Google tissue is in fact made from 100% Virgin pulp. Just to screw with your head even more, Google's own machine translation, the subtext of this product reads, "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" Let that digest for about an hour (work can wait).
[via Style14]